“I’m eating less bleach” (video)

Donald Trump gave a speech Thursday filled with dire warnings about what could happen if Joe Biden is re-elected in 2024. And while Jimmy Kimmel understandably disputed the absurdity of those warnings, he also ridiculed Trump’s claims that the situation is far worse than before. They were during his administration.

And when President Trump asked his supporters to name “one thing” that has improved in America since Joe Biden became president, Kimmel joked in his Thursday night monologue: Said. But probably the biggest reason is that I’m using less bleach. ”

You can watch the entire monologue now at the top of the page.

Kimmel began the conversation by joking that “even Donald Trump is toning it down.” I don’t know if it’s the Christmas spirit or what’s going on, but only this time, he actually said some nice words about Joe Biden. ”

Kimmel then played a video of Trump insulting Biden in very personal terms, saying, “Oh, wait a minute. I think I was thinking of another Donald Trump. This guy is an idiot. .”

Kimmel then attended Trump’s speech in Coralville, Iowa. “Mr. Trump issued a stark warning about what will happen to the U.S. economy if President Biden serves another term,” he said, claiming that Mr. Trump could cause the worst Great Depression in world history. played a clip.

Kimmel also pointed out that less than three hours before Trump made his remarks, Wall Street was celebrating the Dow Jones Industrial Average’s all-time high of $37,000.

“Highest ever! When that amount exceeded $30,000 in 2020 when he was president, he was patting himself on the back like a monkey eating a shoulder blade bug,” Kimmel commented. “Now we’re heading into a recession.”

“That’s our playing card. If it’s hot, we say it’s cold. If it’s black, we say white.” At a funeral, we sing “Happy Birthday.” It’s the opposite,” Kimmel continued, adding, “Unemployment is down to 3.7%. Inflation is down to 3.1%. Gas is down to $3.10 a gallon…but this Biden is terrible. He’s It’s leading us into a recession.”

Trump on Wednesday asked his supporters to name “one thing” that has gotten better under the Biden administration. And, I don’t know, there’s a lot. I can think of many. But I think the number one reason is that we’re drinking less bleach,” Kimmel said. President Trump literally gave people bleach to kill COVID-19. He spoke, referring to the time when he suggested that he get an injection.

After playing a few more clips of Trump’s deranged remarks, Kimmel said, “The only little people Donald Trump cares about are the Keebler elves. The only people Donald Trump cares about are the Keebler elves. “That’s it,” he joked, mocking the populist claims of the former president, who has been indicted on multiple counts. The people who bring him fudge stripes every morning. ”